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Funniest Church Sign Sayings
Having a sign, be it an LED church sign or a changeable letter sign, has many benefits and very few downsides. It will help you speak directly and effectively with your community, and it will also allow you to strengthen your relationship with your congregation. Some churches use their signs for events, group updates, advertising, and in some cases, like below, to deliver a message that will cause a few laughs. The ability to easily change the message on an LED sign allows you to maximize its use.
Here are some of the funniest church signs sayings from many churches across the country:
1.Respect your parents, they passed school without Google
2.Looking for “Mr. Right”? This is his house!
3.Social distancing does not apply to God. Draw near to Him.
4.The struggle is real but so is God.
5.Hipster Jesus loved you before you were cool.
6.Whoever’s praying 4 snow, pleez stop!
7.You can’t enter heaven unless Jesus enters you.
8.Bring your sin to the altar and drop it like it’s hot!
9.This heat wave is temporary. Be certain you won’t face an eternal one!
10.Walmart is not the only saving place
11.Our church is like fudge, sweet with a few nuts.
12.The best vitamin for a christian is B1
13.You are on heaven’s most wanted list.
14.Cars aren’t the only thing recalled by their maker.
15.Jesus is coming look busy.
16.God wants spiritual fruit not religious nuts.
17.Don’t let worries kill you. Let the church help.
18.Staying in bed shouting, oh god! Does not constitute going to church.
19.The best way to the top is on your knees.
20.Under the same management for 2,000 years!
21.God wants full custody, not just weekend visits.
22.Tweet others as you would like to be tweeted.
23.Honk if you love Jesus text while driving if you want to meet him.
24.He who farts in church sits in his own pew.
25.A 4 inch tongue can bring a 6 foot man to his knees.
26.Ch__ch– What’s missing.
27.You give God the credit. Now give God the cash.
28.Lord, help us to be people our dogs think we are.
29.6 feet apart today is better than 6 feet under tomorrow.
30.Services cancelled God making house calls.
31.Don’t give up, Moses was once a basket case.
32.God loves you whether you like it or not.
33.Prayer. The original wireless connection!
34.If God had a refrigerator your picture would be on it.
35.Exercise daily. Walk with the lord.
36.How do we make Holy Water? We boil the Hell out of it
37.I saw that. -God
